there are too many melons in my fruit bowl

something you shout when there is in fact too many melons in my fruit bowl

*gets handed a fruit bowl* THERE ARE TOO MANY MELONS IN MY FRUIT BOWL I WANT BETTER FRUIT I DEMAND BETTER FRUIT

by aphmaufan October 3, 2023

That my Lil ye ye

That mean that yur Lil girlfriend, buts it's not yall are js talking for a long time and my feelings for each other

That my Lil ye ye

My ye ye fine asf

by McAdam October 3, 2023

My fat ass likes big titty

When someone’s fat ass likes someone’s big tittys

My fat ass likes big tittys like your moms

by DiddlyDeez October 4, 2023

dragging my nuts

What DMV music artists say in there music to say they have superiority over there opponents

Dre:” Aye u heard Trell talking crazy on Fifty live last night?”
Quan: “Moe I’m dragging my nuts on they ass they ain’t on shxt”

by Unknown( October 4, 2023

WHERE THE F*%K IS MY VAPE?

when vape not found, big sad.

"WHERE THE F*%K IS MY VAPE?"

by anonymous October 5, 2023

i hate my girlfriend thread

A bunch of lonley ass twitter men that never had a real bad bitch before.

i hate my girlfriend thread on twitter

by empdumbnigga October 6, 2023

my god

what you say when someone doesn't understand something after you've explained it multiple times

*explains very clearly*

wym

my god

by hirolito October 8, 2023