National grab ass day

Walk up to your crush and grab his/her's ass

Boy: SLAPS
Girl: Hey! why did you do that
Boy: its National grab ass day
Girl: Oh okay, My turn

by Unknown Savior2234 October 10, 2022

National grab ass day

August 27 don’t get offended

Yo tomorrow is national grab ass day ima try to find mikayla

by Dawg20 August 26, 2019

International Awesomeness Day

International Awesomeness Day is celebrated on June 7. So if you were born on this day, you are officially awesome. To all those people who thought they could get away with being born on June 6, BYE FELISHA 🙃

It's my birthday today
Me: oh it's International Awesomeness Day. You're awesome
I know 👏

by Imsocool #lololol October 18, 2019

Day off

Also known as a Toni, as people called Toni will always have a day off - no matter how big or important the task or project at hand is.

I'm having a Toni (day off) tomorrow guys, can you cover me?

by Stuffegg June 26, 2021

day traders

a job for hokers who are in a relationship

yo my wife is a day traders i only get her in the night and morning

by Okhighschooler March 10, 2021

National Butcho Appreciation Day

This day is on January 5th, and it’s when you appreciate that one Butcho in your friend group. We all got one, so go appreciate them

Hey man it’s January 5th! National Butcho Appreciation Day!

Let’s gooooo!

by Aids of greatness January 5, 2021

Roll on the ground’N’eat Chips day

”Roll on the ground’N’Eat Chips day is on the 25th of Februari and it reminds us about the sadness of the people that are not allowed to eat chips ;( This is a day for them to escape their depressing reality and eat some chips #JusticeForOurNoneChipEaters

Non chip eater: “Aww I wish that I were allowed to eat chips;(“
Me: “Well, today must be your lucky day cause it’s Roll on the ground’N’Eat Chips day today!! :)”

by Wallah Ida och Elcira ABOW January 17, 2022