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Shit the Kilt

The unfortunate name given to someone who follows through wearing traditional Scottish dress without underwear.
Kieran had an accident while dancing at the ball last week. Old Shit the Kilt is now on a warning.
by MightyQuin78 April 23, 2021
mugGet the Shit the Kiltmug.

shit-lett

see above
(to the tune of some enchanted evening)
Some Enchanted Shit-lett,
Caught up in your ass-hair (can also look up),
Don't know how it got there,
But it'll come out someday.
by Turd Ferguson November 2, 2003
mugGet the shit-lettmug.

Shit

Means poo or can be that was such a shit day it’s mostly used to describe how you feel
Hey bro I need to take a shit

Or
That day was the most shittest of shit days
by justtosmart March 15, 2020
mugGet the Shitmug.

Wired shit

When something wack happens. Or when a hobo grabs ur face.
Omg, that hobo is doing wired shit.
by Your humble shit maker March 4, 2021
mugGet the Wired shitmug.

aw shit the whole forest is on fire

when you jerk your shit in the kitchen and you accidentally put your pubes over the stove and they catch on fire
oh no i fell aw shit the whole forest is on fire
mugGet the aw shit the whole forest is on firemug.

bags of shit to hold

When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.
My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.
by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023
mugGet the bags of shit to holdmug.

reckless shit

Wild shit to do with ur friends er and cat
WOW that girl is doing reckless shit
by Gisltn April 15, 2017
mugGet the reckless shitmug.

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