thomas shit

A strange, slightly homosexual dog, that takes little poops on the floor, and humps little children.

Thomas Scott, is definitely a Thomas Shit.

by Gamersnale April 24, 2014

Shit head

Someone who litterly has a shit as a head

"Hey you know how- Wait a minute, do you have a literal piece of shit as a head? Awww, you ol' shit head!"

by Random_definition_er June 8, 2024

lip lickin’ shit

Something that is very delicious (e.g. food)

Aye, bro, whachu think bout this burger?
That’s lip lickin’ shit bro.

by cheeken wing January 7, 2021

Half a shit sandwich

Something that is really bad but possibly fixable.

The tv series has really become half a shit sandwich but it can easily be saved by adding a younger actor in the cast.

by Hugh Jasphart June 22, 2022

Lay them the whale shit

To tell it how it is. To lay down the rules.

It’s the first day of kindergarten so I had to tell my students how it is and lay them the whale shit.

by Carbonnegative March 17, 2024

Shit

a contemptible or worthless person.

Me: hey-

You: ugh here comes the pease of shit

Me: ok then-

by MoonBean October 26, 2020

Shit sticks

Noun. Anal sex in which there is feces on the male's dick(stick) when pulled out.
See also: Dooky sticks

My man fucked me in the ass so hard girl! He got the shit sticks.

by BedheadRedd June 8, 2017