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shit cracker

you know when you take a shit and have left over that you couldn't wipe and it gets hard and cakes on your ass? thats called a shit cracker.
i stuck my hand in his ass and pulled out 20 shit crackers.
by Digothy March 12, 2023
mugGet the shit crackermug.

bat shit crazy fish

Billmom
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Bill)This questline is insane!
Ted)Insane?

Ted)This is bat shit crazy fish!?!
Bill)It's not that crazy.
Ted)I was just eaten by a snail. Do you know what the inside of a snail looks like?
Bill)No
Ted)Me either it's dark in here.
*(two men playing an rpgmmo)*
by Tragicly Transmitted July 13, 2015
mugGet the bat shit crazy fishmug.

Shits in my nutella jar

Another way of saying that something gets on your nerves
Stacy: Hey, have you seen Jeff?
Zach: Nah, I've been avoiding him, that guy really shits in my nutella jar.
by lemmingdos October 2, 2014
mugGet the Shits in my nutella jarmug.

the shit word

the shit word is a word so bad that just saying it can open a black hole on the planet.

so you dont accidentally say it, the shit word is shithit
guy 1: DONT FUCKEN SAY THE SHIT WORD

guy 2: shithit

black hole opens and kills everyone
by Hehe I cheated April 25, 2021
mugGet the the shit wordmug.

bat shit crazy

when someone is a tad bit coo coo and was probably dropped a hundred and three times as a child
by trynaproveapoint February 13, 2019
mugGet the bat shit crazymug.

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