Shit hit the fan

"When the shit hits the fan" is the vulgar and more satisfying term for a situation that suddenly gets messy. It gives you an idea of just how messy a situation by comparing it to being in a small room when a handful of loose feces are launched into the spinning fan blades.

1: When that silly old bitch pranged John's prized Mercedes in the parking lot and then tried to take off, shit really hit the fan. I though he was gonna kill her.

2: Where's our fucking money?! You better have it, or the shit is gonna hit the fan, believe you me!!

3: I lost everything back in 2008 when the shit hit the fan. Just like a lot of people.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 February 26, 2020

I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

missing shit

what i have whenever my demented mom knock ins with stolen keys and sleeps on my second bed. im honestly fed up.

i have way to much illegal motherfucking missing shit because of you, im going to lose my home and go to jail for stuff thats not even mine, mom go to the damned doctor about your fucking alzhiemers already. youve ignored it for ten years and now ive got n***** written on my fucking medical records.

by Cody5050 November 23, 2020

Gone into the shit house

Definition 1: Going to the restroom (usually referring to a outhouse)

Definition 2: Having lost or losing control of one’s self discipline

“Gone into the shit house” is defined as having lost or losing control of one’s self discipline

The term is used in the 1980s film Smokey And The Bandit 2. Little Enos and Big Enos are characters in the film.

(Little Enos) There’s one thing bothers us, we heard talk of the Bandit slippin.

(Big Enos) Uh “gone into the shithouse” is the exact phrase we heard.

by The Snowman April 7, 2023

Shit

Another word for poo or used as a swear word

Man1:I took a shit in the toilet
Man2:Alright
Or
Man1:Fuck you,Shithead
Man2:Fuck you too

by BadMouth_47 February 1, 2022

Pull it out!" "It hurts!" "Shit around it!

Banging that ass and the person needs to take a fat shit without the person knowing. Or animal.

Pull it out!" "It hurts!" "Shit around it!"

Pull it out it
Shit around it.
O.k.

by Cock gobling goblin' cock May 26, 2022

Shit Shivers

The chills or shivers one has immediately prior to and during a massive shit.

Are we almost there? The shit shivers are beginning.

by Mega Hemroids September 5, 2021