Building a Project: If you need 10 days to finish a project, plan for 12-13 days to account for Fuck Shit Tax.
Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.
Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.
Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.
Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.
Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.
Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.
Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.
Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.
by FALQA October 17, 2024
by hurtssooogoood November 05, 2017
to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing
Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment
Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment
by secretpumpkinking March 25, 2014
by Pasty C April 09, 2019
That is why you're doing it.
Hym "Seriously. The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen. It isn't even the fat, though, is the crazy part. It's the bloatedness. You look inflatable. If you asked any women... Who she would rather be locked in a room with for 7 days... Showed her a picture of both of us... You could tell her WHO I AM... Full context... And she would STILL choose me over you. You look like you can feel your skeleton floating around in your... I mean- You can't even call it a body. It just IS fat. I could work out. I could get in shape. But no matter what I did, I could never get that distribution of fat on my body. That's it. That's the reason."
by Hym Iam January 16, 2024
by blizzard bitch February 05, 2021
When you lose a verbal fight with your significant other and you decide to act all cute like a baby to make he/she forgive you.
by Gispatcho Vhloiga November 09, 2020