Dick

A machine that makes babies and make mayonaise

I ate dick sauce in hamburger

by Dick sucking fag September 9, 2019

Dick

The definition of you

Dick is you

by The Scorpion March 26, 2020

Dick and Chips

A tray served in county jails that consists of a large curved sausage resembling a penis to along with potato chips. Sometimes referred to as "D and chips", "Donkey D" or simply "D".

Ex. 1-Inmate:"Yo, I got two cakes for your D!"
Ex.2 -C.O.:"Hey, you know what? This guy jails hard; get this guy another dick and chips!"

by BiggSweaty September 16, 2023

vacation dick

An above averaged sized penis that someone receives once a year. A rare occasion leading to euphoric feeling.

That dude I hooked up with last night, holy shit. Vacation dick.

Sometimes I just need a vacation dick.

by vacationdickparty June 16, 2016

chicago deep dick

When you put a frozen cube of lube into someone and then provide the deep dick

I gave her a Chicago deep dick last night, it took forever for the KY to freeze

by Not Young Honey February 21, 2021

Dick’s Dinner

Someone you want to put your dick in.

She’s gonna be my dick’s dinner. She’s my dick’s dinner.

by Boner Ben May 31, 2023

Dick Mints

The mint that girls eat before giving a blow job so their gag reflex doesn't show

Dude 1: *Hey man did you get head from Sarah?*
Dude 2: *Yeah she used dick mints, that was crazy*
Dude 1: *she didn't gag at all?*
Dude 2: *nah man, get your girl some dick mints*

by knowitAwl July 17, 2015