shit and smurf

what the fuck

what the shit and smurf was that

by blitser76767676676766767676767 May 27, 2022

NS (not shit)

adj. meaning doing absolutely nothing

Greyson (Text Message): To kim- WYD
KIM (reply): Ns (not shit)

by crystalwaters0110 January 22, 2023

One-Shit Wonder

A shit that is large enough to clog or break a toilet without the help of toilet paper or other shits.

"Hey Tim, sorry about your toilet, I just dropped a One-Shit Wonder."

by Mr. Yeetlicious April 22, 2022

Shit ass

Unpleasant

He is such a Shit ass

by Notmeunderthebed May 30, 2022

Apollo Shit

The act of taking a dump in pieces, or a unique multi-stage bowel movement. Usually happens when experiencing a dry shit. Bonus points for 'splashdown' effect.

I thought I was done before leaving the bowl, but I had to return to launch position to leave another two logs. It was a typical 'Apollo Shit" situation.

by Canadia99 August 26, 2012

Shit Paper Soccer

When you dip a roll of toilet paper in diesel, light it on fire and kick it around like a soccer ball.

Oi mate we playing some shit paper soccer tonight?
Yeah cunt, you bring the shit paper I'll bring the diesel.

by Awesom0h4000 June 3, 2020

shit rider

Girl who fucks a girl/guy with a strap-on in the ass

Jenny’s a shit rider. She fucked Kim yesterday

by YokoJoko October 6, 2020