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Shit Maxing

Shitting all of the shit out your asscrack
Dill: I feel bowels feel so empty after shit maxing
Randy: wtf is a shit maxing
Dill: fuck off
by TottalyEpicGamer69 May 6, 2024
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Crunchy ape shit

A shit an ape shits out that crystalized over time and turns rotten
There's a crunchy ape shit in the zoo
by Soviet nazi ape July 15, 2024
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Shit slicer

A person who slices shit for a job
by Peenweener May 7, 2021
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took a shit on me

When your vehicle wont start usually happens when you are away from home.
Call a friend " hey, can you come get me my truck took a shit on me"
by Chopogringo May 18, 2021
mugGet the took a shit on memug.

Shit on a Furry Day

On the 10th of January, you are legally and morally allowed to shit on a furry no matter where or when.
Person 1: Dude, it was Shit on a Furry Day yesterday and I accidentally shat on three, when I meant to only shit on one!
Person 2: Damn bro
by mansocoolamiright January 8, 2023
mugGet the Shit on a Furry Daymug.

Shit Weigher

A shit weigher is a person who gained notoriety through an embarrassing or demeaning act
Hey shit weigher! What's on your IMDB page? Nothing!
by Dabbletron September 29, 2025
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Shit-bag

A person that is seemingly nice in the beginning of a relationship but ends up cheating, abusing (both physically and verbally), and showing complete degradation of one's significant other. Usually has intellectual capacity and most likely works a simple job requiring little responsibility possibly in the military. Someon who purposefully breaks multiple laws and expects to get away with them only to act shocked when caught. Shows great laziness in most cases and little drive to do better in life.
Hey that fire fighter is a shit-bag he gets off every other day but refuses to use that free time to better himself or work a second job.
by Iyadsyas September 29, 2015
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