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Shit your pants

The worst thing that can ever happen to you
Guy 1: you shit your pants?
Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: *laughs*
by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 24, 2022
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Martucky Shit Show

A bi-monthly gathering typically in the evening hours when a very, very Simple Majority of Martucky city officials bordering on collusion always vote together and take special pride in their lack of transparency and accountability to the public they serve. Special emphasis on treating constituents with disrespect that often leads name-calling, stonewalling, public ridicule, and cussin'.
Wow!'I went to Martucky city council meeting last night and it turned into a real Martucky Shit Show!
by Barney Ushley January 8, 2025
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shit

shit = bad (this is A shit)
shit = good (this is THE shit)
shit = object (this shit is easy)
shit = person (look at that piece of shit)
shit = nothing (I don't know shit)
shit = anything (I can't deal with her shit)
shit = disbelieve (no shit!)
shit = surprise (aw shit!)
shit = poop (I took a shit)
shit = care (I give a shit)
shit = don't care (I don't give a shit)
shit = bully (to take shit)
shit = insult (give someone shit)

shit = insult again (talk shit about someone)
by miguelh2 November 1, 2022
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Georgie Shit

when you shit a whole ass log. typically done in the darkness. can be very long and thin
“taking a georgie shit, pray for me x”
“ Wtf does that mean”
georgie shit. it’s when you shit a log”
by shartass69420 September 19, 2021
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Shit-dicks

When things turn shit-dicks
Ahhhhh, the fucking snags a burns... shit-dicks!
by Ffsgivmeabreak October 9, 2020
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shit

1. a type of mush that seeps from your ass
2. a phrase you would use if you are in trouble
1. Mom: come outside and get off that damn playstation! Jim: not now im taking a shit!
2. girlfriend: honey im pregnant! you're going to be a father! Jim: shit.
by yomama.coma December 4, 2020
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Can't have shit in

Can't have shit in is a phrase users say online, it has a US state after the "in" part (it varies with any state).

It originally started out after someone posted a picture of their house and their porch missing on Facebook captioning it with, "Opened the door 🚪 and fell I’m pissed 😤 Can’t have shit in Cincinnati mfs done stole my porch bra 😠". Someone then re-posted it and re-captioned it to ,"Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell 🤦 ♂️ u can't have shit in Detroit". The "Can't have shit in" phrase spread like wildfire with it varying between US states/cities. It points to the fact that you can't have shit anywhere without some mf taking it even if it has the littlest value to it, it also points to the fact mfs will just steal the most obcure random thing.
Person 1: Nahhh bro mfs done took all the shingles off my roof
Person 2: Can't have shit in Detroit
by Iwantamommysooobad November 10, 2022
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