Shit on

When someone absolutely gets beaten by me in Call of Duty MW2

Damn your ass get SHIT ON!

by GLTCHTUB19 September 21, 2023

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Dillree shit rocket

Fisting yourself until your anus is gaping then aiming your anus in the air and projectile shiting everywhere

Honey you aren’t very good in bed we should try the dillree shit rocket

by Goon master January 16, 2025

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Cow Shit Stomping

An event at which piles of cow feces are stomped or kicked with great force causing them to splatter about indiscriminately. One's clothing should be expected to become soiled with said feces.

That shirt is so ugly, I wouldn't wear it to a cow shit stomping!

by MasterGnash April 15, 2019

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Not just "fucking up really bad." Used to emphasize the way that the really bad fuck-up harms or humiliates the person who fucked up. The idea of shitting the bed is not just a) that the person intended to do one thing but instead laid a giant turd but also b) that the person laid that turd in their own bed and now has to lie in their bed of shit.

Darlene merely laid a turd by flunking the algebra test. Mike completely shit the bed when he cheated on the test and got caught and expelled from school.

by redhen1 October 12, 2022

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Wind Shits

The inability to stop breaking wind.

Diarrhea of farts.

After that refried bean and egg breakfast burrito and a 10 sack of White Castles for lunch I got the wind shits so bad my dog wouldn't even hang out with me.

by Trapped In Time May 14, 2018

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