Skip to main content

It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
mugGet the It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant mug.

pussy if you don’t

equivalent of no balls where one is forced to do something with their dignity and reputation at stake
Jump in the lake! Pussy if you don’t!
by ur an ugly sweater May 18, 2018
mugGet the pussy if you don’t mug.

Just so you Know

A Minecraft animation where some heterochromic guy chases after his supposedly dead demon girlfriend, killing her in the process.

Basically a suicide mission, but for kids!
"That guy in Just so you Know was a huge simp"
mugGet the Just so you Know mug.

You are

Hym "You are. Why do you think you're intelligent?"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
mugGet the You are mug.

breathe you in like a vapour

When 5sos said breathe you in like a vapour they meant to give you a big ol sniff
“I want to breathe you in like a vapour
by nightzlikethisluvr March 30, 2022
mugGet the breathe you in like a vapour mug.

are you vandigled

Are you crazy ?
Are you vandigled ? Don't tou see the lion over there ? It's dangerous
by KingBara May 11, 2023
mugGet the are you vandigled mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email