shit on a shingle

Dried beef frizzled and then creamed and finally ladled onto a piece of toast. Ground beef could also be used to make this Army delicacy aka SOS.

Dad: Mom's making shit on a shingle for breakfast!
Me: SOS I'm outta here, time to cruise the highway and create misery

by skunkyskank June 4, 2018

Bat The Shit

Meaning to sit in one spot with other people and have a very long conversation about dumb shit

"Me and my dad sat on the porch and bat the shit all afternoon."

by Francois Van Horn May 15, 2021

Kouples Shit

Stuff that only people in a committed relationship do together and for each other

He made me breakfast the following morning, that's just kouples shit

by Magic Mike 619 August 1, 2021

Wack Ass Shit

Best used in example

"You hear about Jimmy? He lost his balls while chainsaw juggling with his pet monkey Bingleston III"
"Wack ass shit"

by IJustWantedToDefineOneWord January 26, 2023

shitting a lasagna

When your poop is not a sausage, but more or less diarrhea.
Then you shit, wipe, shit, wipe, and so on because you always have to shit again after a wipe.

Man, yesterday I had so much diarrhea, I was shitting a lasagna.

by FritzFantom September 28, 2022

mimi aint shit

Mimi miller aint shit. Simple.

Light skin female with kid, aint shit and never will be shit. Aka mimi aint shit

by Friend of ayrrean November 25, 2021

Shit ton

A redneck, possibly canadian, possibly albertan, saying for a large mass of something, be it literal or figurative.

That's a Shit ton of nachos!

Take some from tim, he's got a shit ton!

I got like a shit ton and a half of porn mags at my house.

by "hot" Karl Werner July 9, 2011