shit

the stuff that comes out of your asshole

Guy 1 : I just took a fat shit.
Guy 2 : Nice.
Guy 1: No, it wasn't.

by ihatemylife_triple_eight December 15, 2021

O shit

O shit is a way of saying "oh god wtf what the crap what the fucking god" or (2) "wow that just wow fucking wow'

Jim: Hey bruh I got a gf
Me: O shit (2)

by Hmm Idk why May 24, 2021

Shit Head

When one drugs someone else, takes their scalp off, then proceeds to dedicate on their exposed skull. Then, now this is the important part, the scalp is then stitched back on and the victim is tucked into bed.

Man Tony’s head ACTUALLY smells of shit! I can’t believe it! He’s actually a Shit Head!

by Officer Party Hard July 13, 2019

Men rlly ain’t shit

Dauwoud

“Dawoud cheated on me again, men rlly ain’t shit”

by Thetruthgiver3000 July 1, 2019

Shit Hooks

Your hands , finger , that Wipes your ass

Bird done got the Rona !! Cause ole Bird done put his face in places , and couldn’t keep his “Shit Hooks “ washed

Author

Miss Katie Payne

by K. PAYNE August 26, 2022

Shit

A dumbass like Donald Trump

Damn that guy is a piece of shit

by SoninicTerror9 October 29, 2019

Colossal Shit

KFC Employee: Hi how can I help You?
Customer: shut up bitch
KFC Employee: takes a break to go cry in the bathroom
KFC Employee: exits the bathroom after 30 minutes
KFC Manager: hey, what the hell took so long?
KFC employee: *with tears in her eyes* "Colossal Shit"

why did you take so long to get changed?
Colossal Shit

by JOE_NUTS May 28, 2021