Guy Fucks Day

It’s a day to celebrate the Guy. He knows who he is.

Happy Guy Fucks Day! What’s the dude’s name who is Matt on Avenue 5?

by dingusmaximvs January 3, 2024

National Bully Eitan Day!!

On this day, everyone in the whole entire universe MUST bully Eitan in every way, shape, and form. (January 5th)

Person one: Hey, Eitan! Guess what today is?
Stinky Eitan: What?
Person one: National bully Eitan Day!! (devious laugh)

by Emma Slays January 4, 2024

day!

day is a lil bitchass nigga that can suck my dick

shut up you fuckin day! i hate you and your black ass monkey race

by TheRealBeretta January 4, 2024

Gleam Boost Day

The best thing to happen to loomian legacy.
Nothing will top this.
Even if Armenti gives out his entire collection still won't top this.
Also shortened to GBD
Would sadly never happen again
Happened on December 9, 2023 at Haunted Village

Person1: Bro did you prepare for Gleam Boost Day yet?
Friend of Person1: we are getting a gbd???
Person1: Do it right now!1!1!1!!11!!!111

by Noples! January 4, 2024

national Adrian popsicle day

A fat guy buys popsicles for everyone

I can’t wait for national Adrian popsicle day

by Hehsjbdysyx January 4, 2024

GAN 11 M Pro (UV Coated) Magnets set to strong and next day delivery

It means that there is a 3x3 (GAN 11 M Pro UV Coated with magnets set to strong) that has next day delivery :)

"Bro I just got the GAN 11 M Pro (UV Coated) Magnets set to strong and next day delivery!"

by LB Coobin :0 January 4, 2024

National kick short people day

On the day of January 23, all short people shall be scared of the dominance of tall people.

I WILL GET MY REVENGE SINCE MY CLASSMATES KEPT HITTING ME ON THE DAY OF DECEMBER 20, 2023.
You will see very soon my very well planned amazing extraordinary revenge…

Me: Yknow what day it is today?
Short person: OH NO it’s National kick short people day?!

by tallpeopleareverycool January 4, 2024