heart boner

When an individual does something nice for you or gives you a compliment.
Usually used with close friends and family. Can be used in all different scenarios.
Friend 1: So I got you some pizza because I know you have been feeling pretty sad lately.
Friend 2: You have given me a heart boner. Thank you!!
by sandyroses June 22, 2018
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Backpack Boner

Where a kid has so many books in their backpack, to the point where you are able to see the books protruding out. This look is often sported by the nerds of your school
Tom: "Whoa, look at that kid, his backpack is so full!"

Bill: "Yea, he has one gnarly backpack boner."
by Papa Jebediah April 01, 2011
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boner genocide

the act of being so repulsed the thought or ability of getting a boner is impossible.
When two ton Tammy, Tina the talking tummy and her friends started puking and the stench filled the room, boner genocide was had by all.
by Rev. Reid December 03, 2012
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ad-boner

What happens when you see a snorg-tees ad.
I can't believe I just got a total ad-boner. I'm still not buying a shirt but that girl is totally showing cameltoe! :)
by lilwangster May 22, 2011
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filthy boner

A filthy boner is one that, in the course of festivities, has become covered in filth.
Rupert woke up with a boner: one that was covered in cum, poo, vag juice, taco sauce, pubes, and dog slobber.

"Wow," he thought as he looked up to see Cindy's panties hanging from a floor lamp, "that must have been a great party."

"I have a filthy boner!"
by scodder April 25, 2010
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phantom boner

The same as "e-boner" which means being aroused or turned on without the physical effects of a full-on erection. This term can be used by either sexes, so it doesn't have to pertain to just males.

Mostly used in on-line chat forums. Also can be used in plural, which is meant to magnify the point tenfold.
Did you check out those pictures of that chick? Oh man, she gave me a phantom boner!

WOW! She has some big tetas! I'm a chick and she gave all of us phantom boners!
by acesandiegan February 04, 2011
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boner bonus

(n.) A boner bonus is any normal, everyday situation that will allow you to do something that will result in a definite erection.
Jake: "Dude, my parents are leaving tonight and I'm gonna be home all alone."

Anthony: "Wow, man, you're such a loner."

Jake: "I'm just gonna watch porn all night."

Anthony: "Boner bonus!"
by Námore March 12, 2011
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