White Mom

A cishet, middle to upper class, white woman who works hard to maintain a salon groomed and manicured appearance. Systems function to serve her in airing her grievances, and she uses this power for insignificant stuff that perpetually serves only herself with major blinders as to the human suffering and condition of others, in fact she would not want to talk about it.

I'm surprised your mom is at the Communities United Against Police Brutality rally, Jayden. I always thought she was such a White Mom.

by WingedTarantula November 8, 2021

White Mage

Ther person you don't fuck with.

"That's right! I'm the White Mage! And nobody, fucks, with the White Mage!

by Dordobolong June 2, 2021

white glue

I’m personally a big fan of white glue, but I mean, you do you :)
If you like purple glue then dislike this page, but if you like white glue be sure to leave a like

Person 2: I’m a white glue fan deal with it
Person 1: Purple glue is better. I hope you die in a fire!
Person 2: wait your not my friend because I like white glue
Person 1: haha yup I’m an asshole

by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld December 3, 2021

lily white

conventional, uninteresting, status quo, unadventurous -- often used to describe suburban US white characteristics.

"Man, that burrito was all beans and cheese -- it was so lily white."

by Greenpoint February 11, 2006

White Wedding

This is an addendum to your existing definitions. W.W. is junky parlance for the moment they untie the torniquet, their blood backs into the syringe glass and blends with the heroin mixture prior to the moment of injection.

Self explanatory. It's what Billy Idol really means. Great song by the way. "It's a nice day for a white wedding."

by Schombacher December 12, 2007

matt white

a total man-slag who wears more than one pair of womens underwear

"that guy is such a matt white, i can see all three of his thongs!"

by high hill lil February 22, 2009

White crash

White Crash: Refers to the sadly memorable couple, Tareq and Michaele Salahi, who attended the White House state dinner uninvited.

Tareq and Michaele Salahi: 'We are so devastated by all of you calling as crashers. Shame on you! We are not white trash nor white crash'

(shame on them)

by papiuch December 2, 2009