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Rotten Turkey

My friend came in my room and said the room smells like rotten turkey as I've been farting
by UltimateDoge December 21, 2022
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Dressing the Turkey

Taking a shit in the Turkey before baking at 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home cooking.
Old man: "Oh darling, your Turkey is delicious this year. What's your secret?"

Woman: "My secret sauce."

Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."
by Colojolo July 26, 2009
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Turkey bag

On thanksgiving chicken heads are getting turkey bagged.
by Sugui July 13, 2022
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Turkey

Someone who's intentions are obvious. While usually negative, it can be used as a way of showing respect to someone who doesn't have to lie.
Y'all some turkeys. Don't try and pull one on me.

That man is turkey bro he'll tell you what you're doing wrong
by BrotherlyDemolitionist85 March 5, 2025
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Turkey day

A day to eat turkey and get fat. (also known as Thanksgiving)
by lexivolm November 28, 2019
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dumpster turkey

A phrase Manisha thought was cool in high school, but turns out was only in her head. It was intended to mean slut or cum dumpster.
look at that girl, she is such a dumpster turkey.
by Hells Bells Nels October 11, 2011
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