Jizz of Miatas

A Jizz refers to a group of white miatas
Did you get passed by that jizz of Miatas? Yes, there must have been 5 of them!
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The Jizz Line

The name of the placement you are in when behind the barrier at a concert so that if a band member were to jizz in a straight line from the stage, it would hit you in the face. This can apply to the singer or the other guitarists.

It is a term to brag with about your position when obtaining a great barrier space.
"Omg the barrier, I'm right in the central Jizz Line!!"

"I didn't get The Jizz Line for Tom but I'm in DK's YAY!"

(on phone) "Yes I got here safely mom, and I'm in The Jizz Line!!!"

"Shall we queue for the concert and try to get The Jizz Line?"
by Tahariel July 01, 2012
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jizz carpet

a large load in a females pubic hair from a males ejaculatory glands
i laid a new piece of jizz carpet on your mother last night.
by Nick Monico February 11, 2016
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jizz willy

Instead of licking your finger and sticking it into a person's ear, you put the tip of your dick up to someone's ear and cum into it. Jizz willy!
I snuck up behind that bitch and gave her a jizz willy.....for the win!
by Holditin June 04, 2017
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Jizz infection

Something gurus deal with all the time if they are in any sort of tensioned and it makes them not interested in having another remainder until they fix their vagina infection after contaminated with semen.
Not another jizz infection. Not gonna sleep with another man forever!
by Golove November 07, 2019
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Jizz infection

The annoying odour women get down there is caused by a change in pH balance from semen entering her vagina.
She wont without a condom or she'll have to deal with a fresh jizz infection afterwards.
by Golove November 03, 2019
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Jizz infection

Sex without a condom is great when your on birth control. Love it 😄 jizz infection is when sperm penetrates the walls inside your vagina, and it begins to peal. The thin vagina wall mixes with the sperm and yeast begins to grow with the semen. What goes in must come out, and he might not eat you out with a fishy odour.
I'm using plain yogurt to get the jizz infection to go away.
by Golove November 03, 2019
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