polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?

by Sparky870 October 15, 2020

goat testy

the nut sack of a goat

"man, that goat testy tasted good.

by super sven March 3, 2009

jimmy goat

Like a billy goat, but can't bleet. When this happens, you get goat screaming memes. A jimmy goat is one that makes short, constantly interrupted yells in succession and then draws them out. Inspired by the fictitious character Jimmy Valmer from South Park.

"Look at this goat screaming video! It's hilarious!"
"Oh yeah, that's a jimmy goat."

by InHoc Urban April 11, 2015

Goat

,,Goat'' is usually used in sports. It stands for a basketball, soccer, football or other sports' player/players. A ,,Goat'' usually is the best, most valuable, most loveable/likeable player.

Andrew: ,,Who do you think is the Goat of basketball?''
Derrick: ,,Definitely Michael Jordan.''
Quinn: ,,For me it is LeBron James and it's not even close.''
Lewis: ,,No guys, Kobe Bryant was, is, and will be the Goat forever, give him some respect.''

by Vince1003 February 21, 2021

Goated

(Greatest of all time) slang,adjective considered the greatest of all time

Goated, cr7 is the goat of football ⚽️

by Hiyalolasr June 11, 2025

Goat

A shortened version of Billy Goatting. Billy Goating or Goat for short is a parkour style of movement over the rocks and mountains in the Call of Duty battle royale maps.

This could be used for any game though if the context is correct

The enemy is on the top of the mountain!

I'm going to Goat up to him!

by wolftone1916 March 11, 2022

Goated

Any individual who identifies by the name of marcus, usually a brown skinned curly hair individual who constantly laughs.

Marcus is so goated I swear to god.

by Marcuiis February 15, 2022