The most handsome sexy dude in the whole planet like omg where did this man come from. Everybody wants Dylan Merkel because he is omg awesome like 🤤
by Isomalt March 5, 2025
Get the Dylan Merkelmug. by bigdikkkkkboi6969 January 19, 2022
Get the Dylanmug. An actual god walking amongst men. With the athleticism of greats athletes and the intelligence of Einstein himself. Dylan is a walking symbol for immortality
There is many great minds of the past both mythological and real. Elon musk, Zeus, Da Vinci, Dylan. They all fall under the same bracket
by The man who names men February 24, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. by totallynotnic June 29, 2018
Get the how to be as cool as dylanmug. If you look up the word “Alpha male” in the dictionary, it would say “Dylan Bos”. Along with being polite and caring, he unlocks the full beast mode within when he takes off his top and gives you two tickets to his gun show.
He is swol, he driven, he is vascular, he has boulders for shoulders, he is smoky and will heat up any room he walks into, he is captivating and will put all women under the spell of his black magic charm with his alluring eyes and sensuous lips. He is a sculpture of masculinity. He is the undefeated true final bos that no one can defeat.
He is swol, he driven, he is vascular, he has boulders for shoulders, he is smoky and will heat up any room he walks into, he is captivating and will put all women under the spell of his black magic charm with his alluring eyes and sensuous lips. He is a sculpture of masculinity. He is the undefeated true final bos that no one can defeat.
by ivecometoslay November 12, 2021
Get the Dylan Bosmug. Always the class clown
by Anabelle zarate January 11, 2022
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan's usually the type of nigga to to wear purple on St. Patrick's day or the type of nigga to get a chicken and a turkey mixed up but in all seriousness most Dylans are funny and social and at the same time emo and lonely. Dylans aren't normally the most athletic people but their still popular and hilarious for their since of humor and positive attitude but what makes most Dylans emo and lonely is when their at home by themselves with no one to talk to but themselves which causes them to turn emo it gothic (I mean just think of having nothing to do over spring break or Christmas break) but other than that Dylans are mostly picky, pale, extremely skinny, a little OCD, and emotional
friend: damn Dylan back at it again with the long ass hair
Dylan: yeah bruh I'm the emos n shit now
Friend: ya don't sound like one
Dylan: true •-•
Dylan: yeah bruh I'm the emos n shit now
Friend: ya don't sound like one
Dylan: true •-•
by Senpaii July 21, 2016
Get the Dylanmug.