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Franky syndrome

Franky syndrome is when a male, typically latino, has tested positive for retardism and it has started to effect his friends because he is so dumb. Franky will make racist, sexist, and dumb joke like " I really want to suck that monkey girl's butt"

Eventually the friends of this retard will become dumb, racist, and sexist as well saying that they want to suck a monkey's anus.
male 1: oh, man. I should have never became friends with that Franky. The only thing i can think about are big black men. I hate people with Franky syndrome.

male 2: i don't know man, i kind of like the thought of it.

male 1: oh no...

male 2: what??
male 1 : you...you're becoming a Franky!
by ILoveLilPeeP<3 December 19, 2022
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Colucci Syndrome

The inability to talk to women and be funny.
This nigga Joey showed all the signs of the Colucci Syndrome last night when he didn’t talk to his girl all night.
by B4115INY0M0UF April 1, 2020
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Lagos Syndrome

After an intense amount of enjoyment, the inability to return to school, work or any forms of a regular life
Temi: After detty December I couldn't even get out of bed

Sally: I think you've got Lagos syndrome
by inLoveWithTheKOKO January 2, 2020
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samona syndrome

when a player in league of legends pick a troll pick in one for all's game mode and ruin's the whole squad's vibe
oh look he picked janna its the samona syndrome
by mk_yousif April 7, 2021
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Karstiben syndrom

Karstiben syndrome is the inability to stop fiddeling with something or someone. When a person feeles compelled to do something with his hands or fingers at any moment, the person most likely has Karstiben syndrome. If you uncontrollably have to do something with you hands of fingers, you most likely have Karstiben sydrome. Karstiben syndrome can range from somthing as small as toying with a pen for example klicking it repeatedly, to build a complete house to satisfy your need for something to do.
When someone does not know what to do with their hands, that is the lack of or inability to achive Karstiben syndrome.
- " Tom can't stop fiddeling with his pen i class"

- "yeah, i know, so annoying i think he has Karstiben syndrome"

-"my dad just built an entire house for no reason"
- " dude i think you dad has Karstiben syndrome"
by ADO October 20, 2013
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the balotelli syndrome

a feeling or situation of being unfairly judged regardless of what you do.
can also be used to describe a feeling that the universe is against you and you will be misunderstood no matter what you do
it just seems like I have The Balotelli Syndrome everyone seems to hate me!

why do bad things always happen to me! why always me! i'm surely having the balotelli syndrome
by beneni October 12, 2019
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Braktus Syndrome

When you fart so hard that cactus spikes form and shoot out of your rectum.

This illness was discovered by Dr Braktusson in 1982 when a German called Günther literally blew his other patients away in the waiting room. It is a mysterious disease, but it is speculated that a cause might have been the release of Michael Jacksons album "thriller" as Günther was shocked when it was released on december 1st 1982.

The disease occurs when the flow of the intestines is disturbed and accelerated until there's only air flowing through, all food gets glued to the now dry and sticky walls of the intestine and stay there until enough water is absorbed that the airflow breaks off pieces. Those pieces get shaped by the unique air flow into small cactus looking spikes and painfully exit the rectum.

The treatment for braktus syndrome was never perfected, it is a quite difficult to treat someone who is farting out spikes. Günther died prematurely.
Man! Don't "braktus syndrome" all over my fresh new carpet AGAIN!
by GloriousGünther March 3, 2021
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