Skip to main content

Sleep Watching

A condition of falling asleep while watching TV. Most often seen when a boring show has just ended. It is most often found in Ben Hatley but also is seen in his wife, Olivia. They don't watch TV together much because of this. It is intensely hard to treat.
Ben: Hey Liv, I think 'Bodies in Motion' is on the TV. Want to watch it?

Liv: Sure, but we'll probably end up sleep watching.

Gilad: No you won't!! If you're gonna watch me you better do it?

Myrtle: Stupid Rascal, making me stiff like that. Maybe this will help.

Ralph: Count me in too, I need a workout.

Necky: You know, this is cool. I used to watch this when it was on before. Great workout.

Gil: (laughing at Necky) Did you like it?

Necky: Yes, I did. Used to do it when I was in the Marines. (gives a salute and screams 'Hoorah!')

(Ben and Liv start stretching on each other. Gil is laughing at Ben and Liv.)

Beatrice: Ten hut!!! One, two, three, four, you'd better work yourself some more!

Ben: (yawn) I knew we'd end up sleep watching. This is tough!
by Dusty's Baby Powder March 23, 2011
mugGet the Sleep Watchingmug.

Sleep

What if the reason people really sleep at night is so they can eat bugs and spiders without being awake at the time to know about it.
Most people dont want to eat bugs and spiders while they're awake, so that might be why they lay there unconscious for hours and sleep.
by Solid Mantis April 23, 2020
mugGet the Sleepmug.

sleep camera

The images that relay in your head while dreaming in a reoccurring fashion showing symbolic meaning
ex. She new her sleep camera was on point when the dream she had for the last couple of nights revealed to her her true intent
by Doeadeer1 November 11, 2017
mugGet the sleep cameramug.

Sleep

Sleeping requires closing ur eyes and falling asleep.
Jimmy closed his eyes and drifted to sleep
by Ty4fwm August 4, 2021
mugGet the Sleepmug.

Sleep Potion

Masturbation before bed to help you fall asleep
"I'm not tired right now, I'm going to hit the sleep potion then go to bed."
by exiole September 13, 2025
mugGet the Sleep Potionmug.

sleep instagram

When your on Instagram but your sleeping
Like sleep walking so like sleep instagraming
by Rybandz May 7, 2018
mugGet the sleep instagrammug.

Sleep texting

when someone messages you despite being asleep
Person 1: "I thought you were asleep"

Person 2: "I am, I'm sleep texting"
by lilthoughtie July 16, 2022
mugGet the Sleep textingmug.

Share this definition