The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

by The Real IX April 20, 2010

Second Life

An online platform where you can create your own virtual avatar and sharing it in the hopes of people adoring it with hearts, or get insulted for your fashion tastes.

Hey babe, check out my avatar on Second Life! What ya think?
Aw bestie you look so good xx

My new avatar 🤘🏻
Ew what is that u wearing? Ugly af
Mine is better than yours

by Esconis July 13, 2023

cool second

When someone is bothering you to do something, so you tell them a cool second. When it really means like a hour.

Destiny: Go feed the dog.
Donald: I will in a cool second, hold up.

by Kingray30 March 22, 2020

second-cousin

1- Grandpibling's grandchild.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and two great-grandparents in common.

Second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

second spit

Your best friend dating your ex before a week is up

Man Elijah is getting second spit from amber

by thecccc October 5, 2016

Second Gen Resin

Second generation reclaimed dabs. When you reclaim resin from your dab piece which built up from taking resin dabs. It’s that shit that tastes like paint thinner, the shit you survive on for the week leading up to your next paycheck after going through all your wax.

‘Your reclaim tastes like paint thinner’

‘It’s second gen resin man’

by Tonde April 4, 2021

Second of Truth

After engaging in sexual activities and ejaculating, there is a brief moment of clarity in one’s life where you see everything for what it is. This can lead people to realize that they want nothing to do with their sexual partner(s).

“After I busted my nut, the second of truth gave me a lot of clarity. I realized I hate my wife.”

by TheGodFather5 July 29, 2021