Rule 79

Rule 79 states that if someone has said it on Live Wire, Anonymous Chris has said it first. There is no exceptions to this rule at all, and making one up on your own will make you look like a total faggot.

Member #1: "I'm going to spell 'fail' with 2 L's. I'll be the first to say it!"
Member #2: "I guess you haven't heard of Rule 79, have you?"

by Anonymous7143 March 27, 2009

rule 34

commonly known as "if it exist, there is a porn of it" when in reality the rule is "if it will rape your childhood, there is a porn of it", therefore pr0nyou want will never exist, but there will always be Goof Troupe porn somewhere in the interwebs ether

i call rule 34 on the weighted companion cube...smexy

by Zombahs February 7, 2008

RULE OF 123

ONE PHONE CALL: If she/he can't decide to get together after one phone call...it was'nt meant to be.Either they're not into you or worse...they're indecisive.

TWO DATES:If he/she is'nt in the bed of your choosing after two dates-(They know if they want you)-end all contact.Either they're not into you,or worse...they're indecisive attention whores.

THREE FUCKS:Get past the first two? Got him/her in bed? Good.Make it enjoyable for all involved...but at about that third session...someone will want to be involved more deeply.Time to bounce.Who's on deck?

DUDE 1:"Gina is hot...but whatever happened to Josie?"

DUDE 2:"She wanted commitment.I got a RULE OF 123 I tend to follow.Just was'nt in the cards."

by L.MARTIN October 3, 2005

rule 154

Rule 154- Once you look up all the rules in the urban dictionary rule book and find they have come to an end you must make a rule restating this exact rule

I looked up all the rules on urban dictionary but when I got to rule 154 there weren’t anymore.

by TheWildcardWizard March 18, 2018

Rule of Society

When party A touches/feels/grabs/etc a body part of party B, party B has the right to touch/feel/grab/etc the same body part of party A.

That chick just pinched my nipple, so, according to the Rule of Society, I get to pinch her nipple in retaliation.

by The J-Dizzle May 5, 2006

Rule of Three

When asking someone about the number of sexual partners they've had divide a woman's answer by 3, 'cause ladies don't wanna seem like a slut. When a man answers multiply his number by 3 because he wants to seem like a player.

With out applying the rule of Three, she was still a slut.

by ramo13 January 13, 2009

road rules

A show on MTV that gets u very addicted...at the 10 spot!

I need to go home and watch road rules...

by molliness July 28, 2003