Hazelton Road

An absolute give of villiany, often compared with Moss Side in Manchester and Queens in NYC. Don't stop at the red lights or you'll be car jacked and they'll nick your extra strong mints.

I'm lucky to get out alive! I was on Hazelton Road , Colchester!

by Colon-ick February 8, 2020

Road man Mark

You’d normally find mark down in the ENDZ as he says in his chavvy language

That road man Mark is ard don’t mess with him

by Road man mark April 2, 2020

E road

You best know if you’re walking down edgware road you’re getting cat called by every single freshie there. It’s mostly the moroccan and albanian dons that do it

Ooo look at my wife I met her on e road.
Some fucking freshie was whistling at me while I was walking on e road

by wafflerrrr April 4, 2020

Road house

A movie where two of the main characters, Wade and Dalton, are two American guys who dont speak Spanish to each other throughout the entire movie, except for some reason Wade calls Dalton mijo, and Dalton calls Wade senor. Talking to a guy who speaks Spanish and calling him senor, or him calling you senor, makes sense, but two guys who dont speak spanish to each other calling each other mijo and senor is fuckin weird.

Road house-

Wade- Let's have a beer mijo.

Dalton- Why are you talking like that?

by Solid Mantis April 23, 2020

Road kill

When someone hits it and leaves you for dead

Laid out like road kill after that dick down

by Jerkette March 17, 2020

Monivea Road

Monivea Road, County Galway.
White trashy three year olds holding up the middle finger, running out from their home and cussing at their parents.
Parents couldn't control them for their fucking lives.

They see a car coming and they ride their fucking scooter out right in front of them. Do you want to fucking DIE??!!!111
The way them nasty children stare up their nostrils as if you're an endangered.

They are children in need of deliverance.

Have you ever been to Monivea Road?

by I hate the kids on my street March 18, 2020

Gravel Road Cops

Humorous play on the acronym GRC, the French abbreviation for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, in reference to the remote rural areas where their officers tend to patrol.

"Damn gravel road cops always jacking me up. This is the 3rd ticket this month."

by koevoet November 10, 2020