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Paper Tolle

A person who is excessively clean when sober or buzzed as well as particularly skilled at maintaining other people in a drunken state to a certain point. A Paper Tolle is subject to losing control of his or her alcohol and becoming messy (particularly vomiting or breaking things) at any given moment.
*Paper Tolles do not believe in moderation; they just go until they can't handle anymore alcohol.
*Paper Tolles are excellent at pulling themselves out of "sticky situations" until they get to cocky.
"Dude i swear he just cleaned that carpet, why is there puke and glass all over it?"
"They said he was fine, then he just smashed a bottle over his head and puked screaming 'I'm a Toys R Us kid!'... Being a real Paper Tolle up in here."

"A 30 rack and a Paper Tolle is like giving a kid a sucker; one that slowly makes him want to break everything he sees because he 'can't stop won't stop' "
by therealmcgangbang October 20, 2011
mugGet the Paper Tollemug.

Paper eater

An album by Gupi, released in late 2022.
(In the car)

P1: Yo, Gupi just dropped!

P2: Oh shit, play it on the speakers!

(Song begins)

P2: Damn this song ‘goop honker’ slaps! What’s the album?

P1: It says ‘Paper Eater’
by anonymous December 7, 2022
mugGet the Paper eatermug.

Filing Papers

yo bro i told my gf i was filing papers to her ass
by nailuee April 30, 2023
mugGet the Filing Papersmug.

Papers

by Street meal April 3, 2019
mugGet the Papersmug.

fresh toilet paper

Commonly used by crazy people to describe clean fragrances at Walmart.
Woman:(picks up and smells a candle)

Woman: This smells like fresh toilet paper.
by Joven diosa June 18, 2017
mugGet the fresh toilet papermug.

Paper-bagging

The act of covering ones face with a paper bag before fornicating. It should preferably have a hole for the person to breathe if you don not want to suffocate the person.
Person #1 : damn dude, this chick has a fine body! ...Pity her face is so screwed up...
Person #2 : I say, fuck the face and rock the base!
Person #1 : your right, person #2... I wouldn't mind PAPER-BAGGING that thing!
by Yaya Bhaiya August 16, 2011
mugGet the Paper-baggingmug.

joke-a-paper

A newspaper that focusses on profit rather than serious journalism.
A paper that has no interest in winning a Pulitzer Prize or other awards for journalistic excellence might well be a joke-a-paper more interested in revenue from display and classified ads than trying to investigate what goes on behind the scenes.
by Circus Room January 1, 2012
mugGet the joke-a-papermug.

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