Ripples and nipples

Ripples and nipples

Oh man, that sucks. But, at least you've got some free time now. Ripples and nipples.

by Old_neptune June 28, 2021

Nipple Spasm

Where your nipples do an amazing spasmic dance

Dude, my girlfriend had a totally awesome nipple spasm last night!

by DragonLord7854 January 17, 2015

A vest of nipples

The collective noun for nipples. A grouping of more than 3 nipples.

Wow! Look at those Guidos over there with their shirts off, it's a vest of nipples.

by dinky22 September 17, 2022

Rage nipples

When you are so angry after an incident or pissed off at something that your nipples get hard and poke through your shirt.

"Dude, im so fucking mad! I was cockblocked by my own dick! It didn't fucking fit! (Uncomprehensible yell) My nipples are so hard!"
"Man...Man you know those are totally Rage nipples"

"What? Oh yeah these fuckers could cut glass"

"damn straight."

by Buckzy October 20, 2013

Magic Nipple

A nipple that has the magic ability to make anyone feel better.

Jenny has magic nipples man... I just can't help but smile when I see them!

by donnaynay November 24, 2012

Those are just her nipples

A phrase used when something has been completed but it has just been realized that there's still more to do.

Origin: Internet personality Jordan Cole was talking to his friend Henry about this girl he hooked up with who he claimed had "breasts the size of watermelons."

Henry: bro, I'm sorry but I just can't picture a girl with tits that big.
Jordan Cole: let's put it into perspective, they're about the size of your side view mirrors.
Henry: I thought you said they were the size of watermelons?
Jordan Cole: Oh, those are just her nipples.

Hiker 1: Hell yeah, looks like we just reached the summit of the mountain.
Hiker 2: Yeah? Well those are just her nipples, there's still two miles left.

by TheTickleBunny August 21, 2018

Rudolph nipples

Nipples that are the same color as the flesh around them prior to arousal. Post arousal they become a different shade making them easier to see and locate.

Man the girl I was with last night had Rudolph nipples!

by Missfacy February 27, 2023