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Palombi Middle School

Palombi is full of drama seeking rats. (I’m not joking, they look like them.)
omg is that Palombi Middle School?!? *barfing and gagging noises*

hephzibah middle school 

this school sucks ass. it is bug infested and full of idiots. including teachers. mr. neal doesn’t give anybody respect not even the teachers. these teachers don’t know how to grade work. most of us don’t even have teachers. don’t come here
“what school you go to?” “hephzibah middle” “ew what the f**k” hephzibah middle school

Hellmont Ridge Middle School

A slang term for a really shitty middle school.
P1: Where do you go to school?
P2: Hellmont Ridge Middle School

metro early college middle school 

A mini version of the high school hell. Getting an 89% means everything you have ever wanted in life goes away and you are a fail. Oof remediation and twilight school. The teachers will track down meme accounts and punish the owners. No one can teach and students all are edgy preteens who want to dIe.
Student: When will the test be graded?
Teacher: We have lives too.
Also teacher: Did you get all of your 80 page packet done?
Students: (-_-)/
This means Metro Early College Middle School is a scam, stay safe kiddos and be memes.

highland park middle school

A public school, that honestly is better than most private schools. Filled with kids of wealthy parents living in big houses. With wardrobes full of lululemon & most kids having a vaping adiction. In this school you can count on snobby kids who get everything there hearts desire.
oh look at those snobby highland park middle school kids

south park middle school 

just a really nice school with a bunch of assholes
hey man south park middle school is dope if assholes weren't there