Meganiltion

Volition is the control over the sensation of needing to poo. Meganilition is when you are in the presence of a Megan and need to poo.

I met the Stallion last night and immediately had a sense of meganilition, she was awesome in the concert.

I work with a girl called Megan and every time I’m near her I have a sense of meganiltion

Meganiltion by Badmandoctor October 9, 2021

mechanicalFailure 

aka handsomest guy i know

funniest, coolest fruity homeboy around

very gay for you tbh

"mechanicalFailure is the best tiktoker to ever exist and also the only tiktoker to ever exist"

mechanicalFailure by greasy_lem0n October 16, 2021

mechanicalFailure13

aka the handsomest guy i know

funniest, coolest, fruitiest emo homeboy around

very gay for you tbh

"mechanicalFailure13 is the best tiktoker to ever exist, and also the only tiktoker to ever exist"

mechanicalFailure13 by greasy_lem0n October 16, 2021

Megan 

The kindest, smartest, most beautiful human being with an adorable smile and contagious laugh that would prove the best things in life really are free. She has an amazing personality that would make any cholo ditch their homies for her.

Cholo 1: Yo fool you coming over? We're having carne asada tonight.

Cholo 2: Nah, holmes. I'm chilling with this chica, Megan. She's beautiful, man.

Cholo 1: Orale! I'll catch you on the flip side.

Megan by thataccountingguy October 20, 2021

megan 

the coolest person, megan’s really pretty

i love megan

megan by littlelittleshit October 21, 2021

Megan 

The most retarted name in the world. Don't go to close to this girl and don't ever fuck with her or she will piss you off and fuck you and then you'll get a cockprint in your legs.

Elliot: Hey did you see megan last night?
Greg: ya she was jockin on my dick all night!
Kyle: DAMN she got game bitch

Megan by Guy249 October 27, 2021

Mechanifaxaphobia 

The fear of fax machines

“You wanna go to the old tech exhibit?”
“Nah they got fax machines there”
“Tf does that have to do with anything”
“Dude i got Mechanifaxaphobia“
“Wtf”

Mechanifaxaphobia by TessTCulls October 28, 2021