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Maths ting

A UK street term describing a child of two hybrids of different ethnicity.

When a man who is of multiple ethnicity breeds with a woman who is also of a different multiple ethnicity they produce a person with multiple ethnic genes.
Example 1:

Man who is half white half asian breeds with a half white half black woman creates a maths ting.

Example 2: (BASED ON A TRUE STORY AND INSPIRATION FOR THE ABOVE TERM)

Two men with machetes rob a man:

Man 1: "Gimmie all your money blud!"

Victim: "okay please don't hurt me"

Man 3: "wait fam, what iz you?"

Man 1: "allow it man he's a maths ting, ain't nobody got time for that now hurry up before we shank you blud!!"

Man gives him the money but they attempt to stab the victim who runs for his life any way coz that's the UK nowadays.
by FessSquad May 10, 2024
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Storm Math

A description of the type of incorrect math or reasoning that a retard tries to make up on the spot to sound legit, even though it's just simple math. Give them long enough and you might even start believing his nonsense.
The IRS lost over 1 trillion dollars out of some bunk ass storm math.
by TheJoker763 May 11, 2024
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Math

Something that some kids are excited to learn when they hear about it, but once realization finds them, they either want to skip school or stay at school. It will also STAY in their head for the rest of time
I'm learning math this month, mum!
by MischievousSisterz Words May 24, 2024
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Math

Something almost everyone under the age of 18 doesn't understand properly. People who first learn it, they are forever changed.
Mum what's math?
by MischievousSisterz Words May 24, 2024
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Math

Something everyone likes at the start(in kindergarten), but soon has 1010101000110100001101001011100110010000001100010011000010111001101101001011000110110000101101100011011000111100100100000011011010110010101100001011011100111001100100000011011000110111101110100011100110010000001101111011001100010000001101110011101010110110101100010011001010111001001110011 excuses to NOT do math class
Math:
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by MischievousSisterz Words May 24, 2024
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Math rizz

Rizz that uses math in it
And example of maybe rizz is- Math is always talking about X and Y and never U and I. Then someone would state you got math rizz
by Kitkat 321 $ May 24, 2024
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Huberman math

When your math is dubious
"hey Andrew, what do you reckon odds are of heads if I flip this coin 3 times"
"well, it's 50% heads each time, and 50 x 3, so there's a 150% chance of heads"
"nahh bro, I don't think so, that's some Huberman math"
by AntyBs May 29, 2024
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