marching band ptsd

The disorder all marching band members have after band camp. Side effects are nightmares in which you are running a drill and the director leaves you at horns up for hours on end, sleep marching, and multiple Vietnam-like flashbacks.

The marcher was afraid to sleep because of her marching band ptsd.

by YEETHAN July 25, 2017

March 22 2013

The world changed this day all our emo hearts were ripped out and shoved up our asses the day MCR broke up the day I died a little inside

Why did march 22 2013 have to rip out my poor emo heart

by No why just why June 1, 2022

March 30th 2017

The day Hailey gave Wyatt a note saying that she liked him.

Do you remember what happened in March 30th 2017!?

by Cas FCS June 25, 2021

March Baskintitis

Disease that causes many highschool students to miss school around March Madness time.

Joel won't be here today mam, he has March Baskintitis!

by horneybabe74 March 18, 2009

March 1st

Arkansas State Annual Holiday "Send your boyfriend titty pics day"

*On Snapchat*
Boy : Woah you know what day it is?
Girl: No, what day is it?
Boy: March 1st! In Arkansas! Now send em.

by DragonSlayer26 March 1, 2020

No Mestriq March (NMM)

No Mestriq March, or NMM, Is where for the whole month of March girls won’t jack off because other girls aren’t jacking off. This is a challenge to show true Girliness.

Hey, have you heard of No Mestriq March (NMM) ?
No, what's this?
NMM Is where for the whole month of March girls won’t jack off

by gosho_kvadrata November 19, 2021

the march of the drunk penguins

The march of the drunk penguins traditionally occurs on saturday and sunday mornings in college dining halls around the world. It occurs when hung over college girls- fresh off getting their asses pounded the night before at a fraternity house-scavenge for food. The late night ass poundings were so severe that the girls limp while walking in the cafeteria line, much like antarctic penguins.

Paul: Hey man, what do you wanna do this weekend?

Christian: I think I'm gonna go to the dinning hall this weekend to see the march of the drunk penguins. Nature at its course is so fascinating to me! To think these girls could get pounded so hard that they have to walk like a penguin in order to get food is amazing!

by Ptheillone January 29, 2009