Above sigma, horse cock energy bursting through his veins, 1v9 valorant machine, dominates the whole planet (also dominates pyth), yes bitches!
by 'kopoulos, Xen February 02, 2022
by CaptainFroggo March 03, 2023
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
A male who is at the top of the social hierarchy. Above Alpha, Sigma and Yoghurt. He is a kind, thoughtful and conscientious gentleman who enjoys eating jolof rice and can crank 90s and wall-ramp rush in the popular online video game fortnite.
by hazyes November 13, 2023
Shan is possibly the best thing that ever happened to you. He is easy to fall in love with, sexy af and childish in a funny, loveable way. You should be careful not to loose Shan, you probably won’t find him again and you’ll take a long time to get over him. Shan will typically be a strawberry blonde and a narcissist, but you’ll get over that because you love him just so much.
by The girl from Smule April 08, 2020
A condition that nearly every man suffers. It's noticeable when a guy gets sucked into one of his male behaviors that he channels his inner autist. A good example is when a guy will spending hours making strategy spreadsheets for his favorite game instead of talking to his hot girlfriend. He might also join a philosophy debate group and spend his Saturday nights talking to them instead of his hot girlfriend. You see where this is going.
Jim: "Dr. Fischer, then she said I loved the game more than her."
Dr. Fischer: "I'm seeing a pattern here. I think you may have male-pattern autism."
Dr. Fischer: "I'm seeing a pattern here. I think you may have male-pattern autism."
by MeaningChronicler September 05, 2023
A person (male) who makes you believe that you have a real shot with them, but in the end, he is actually likes your friends. He sets up this false reality by giving you looks, making you believe that you actually impact him, but don't be fooled, these connections don't mean much to him.
My male spawn of torment happens to be Derrien, a person who I believed had feelings for me, but instead , loved my friends.
by 24/7 Angst June 27, 2017