Luke Ponto

When someone has a really bad take on a film or television show

You think “Candyman” is better than “Judas and The Black Messiah”? Don’t be a Luke Ponto

by Therealistperson December 18, 2021

A Luke

The act of running with a soccer ball, gearing up to launch a shot into goal, then completely missing the ball and swinging your leg so far forward that the momentum throws you onto your arse.

And he's off leaving the defenders behind him. He's loading up to take the shot and OH NO he's a pulled a Luke.

by kickandamiss December 20, 2021

Luke

They like taking your id cards, and stealing your Chromebook and searching "69, 420, and r34". They also love dragons, and want to marry them. Very weird person all together. Also, Daniel is a better name. Lukes are also weak and thin, and usually will lose in every fight. yes.

Man, luke is such a luke right now. Luke is the most luke of luke in this whole lukey luke.

by Daniel_Is_Better_Then_Luke March 30, 2022

luke

their only quality is being a male…

have you met luke?
no but he sounds like a male
yeah that’s pretty much his only quality

by ur fish April 7, 2022

Luke Skywalker

Luke Skywalker is a bitch boy which his dad is better than him. And he kissed his sister.

Anyone: I fucking hate Luke Skywalker

Anyone 2: same

Anyone 3: I wanna fuck his dad

by Iloveanakin April 15, 2022

Luke

A mongol.

'Luke is a mongol.'

by Not Luke. April 17, 2022

Luke

Gets all the bitches and Mary can't say he doesn't.

"You seen Luke with all the bitches ?"
"Hell yea"

by Loooooke April 17, 2022