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Jordan

IM AM A GIRL NOT A BOY YOU STUPID “Jordan” DEFINITIONS
Girl: hey is that a Jordan?
Gorl: yeah
Girl: he kinda looks feminine but he-
Gorl: I’m goku now
by Don’tuseurrealname January 17, 2022
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Jordan

My hubby and i will marry him i love him.
is that my man jordan?
by Cool kid Sarah May 31, 2018
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Jordan

The Best Mf Nigga Ever To all You Monkeys out there.🫣🥱
Jordan Is the best ever
by Jxrdy•W December 21, 2022
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jordan

To deliberately look the other way when evidence of crime is right in front of your face. Named after Jim Jordan, head of the Republican House Judiciary Committee, who focused on a cover of Time Magazine in a picture he (or his assistant) tweeted while ignoring the pile of Top Secret documents next to it that Donald Trump had stolen from the American government.
Jim really jordaned evidence of sexual molestation of wrestlers under his care.
by TheMessingLink August 31, 2022
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*There is no transcendant meaning blahblahblah Jordan Peterson rhetoric
Hym "Ok, 'If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals' is a thing Alex O'Conner unironcally just said on triggernometry just now. So, that's where the 'plant' accusations are coming from. And it's adjacent to the psychopathic 'If God isn't real then I get to do whatever I want.' Rhetoric. But you were doing that anyway and then using the religion to forgive yourself for doing that anyway. And Alex is a determinist. Without free will there is no meaning. The meaning of all your actions is 'the chemicals in your brain (and I know I'm being reductive here but the logic still tracks) made you do the thing you're doing. Determinism totally incompatible with meaning but NOT totally incompatible with God."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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Jordan

Backstabber, Usually fake ,not a good friend, is rude and also has no morals and is usually gay and most likely a horse
by Hola54 December 7, 2019
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Jordan

Jordans are very Buff,strong and dominant people,one finger of a jordan is equivelent to 50 pounds worth of strength.Jordans can hurt you easily if they wanted
hes strong he must train with jordan
Jordan can you get me buff like you
by BTDxKWH February 15, 2019
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