my gay nigga boyfriend just sprayed his smelly nigga jizz all over my face!
that smelly nigga jizz is gonna be impossible to clean off of the wall.
that smelly nigga jizz is gonna be impossible to clean off of the wall.
by LilPapaMcChoppa July 22, 2022
by El Diablo 6669 October 05, 2022
When you take an empty coffee cream container and cream into it and either let someone else use it or use it as a replacement for coffee creamer (current tense: jizz jugging)
John: Dude, Marcus jizz jugs way too much!
Bill: Yeah, I think we need to get him an intervention.
Aaron: I love jizz jugging in my spare time.
Elena: Same.
Bill: Yeah, I think we need to get him an intervention.
Aaron: I love jizz jugging in my spare time.
Elena: Same.
by jizzjuggernumber1 June 30, 2024
1. The act of getting a large amount of jizz all over something or someone.
2. Having a good time.
3. When something is amazing.
2. Having a good time.
3. When something is amazing.
1. “Dude, did you get jizz nasty all over the tub?”
2. “Let’s get jizz nasty tonight!”
3. “Yo, this pasta is jizz nasty!”
2. “Let’s get jizz nasty tonight!”
3. “Yo, this pasta is jizz nasty!”
by momluver69 October 17, 2021
When an over-eager teenage male has sex for the first time and straightens out like a board when he ejaculates, putting all his weight on his partner and laying stiff for a few moments of awkwardness.
"Harry totally jizz planked me and then just laid there on top of me for like five minutes grunting and wheezing, I almost suffocated beneath him"
by Trollbert June 30, 2022
To allow your most ridiculous ideas to project out of you with reckless abandon (no f¥cks given) in the knowledge people won’t f@ck with them regardless and that’s ok because you do. Stupid ideas are the key to an innovative future.
“Stupid ideas I feel are like sperm cells that fight to reach the egg during the process of reproduction. Some of these sperms are in our thoughts and some in the universe and the egg is the prize, the goal which is called innovation. Now the competition is good as long as someone wins. But my idea here is to generate twins. I want more people to win. For that to happen more stupid ideas like the sperm cells which lost track needs to reach their goal towards innovation. What can we do? Create more sperm cells(stupid ideas) or help existing sperm cells(stupid ideas) to reach the egg(innovation stage)or find them other eggs by creating more eggs to reach by giving them a direction.” - Bijswajeet Das (date unknown)
“Stupid ideas I feel are like sperm cells that fight to reach the egg during the process of reproduction. Some of these sperms are in our thoughts and some in the universe and the egg is the prize, the goal which is called innovation. Now the competition is good as long as someone wins. But my idea here is to generate twins. I want more people to win. For that to happen more stupid ideas like the sperm cells which lost track needs to reach their goal towards innovation. What can we do? Create more sperm cells(stupid ideas) or help existing sperm cells(stupid ideas) to reach the egg(innovation stage)or find them other eggs by creating more eggs to reach by giving them a direction.” - Bijswajeet Das (date unknown)
“It’s probably best not to use Chuck Jizz in verbal conversation. I have on various occasions and it’s incredibly uncomfortable”
by Alabama Lucydrop April 11, 2021
noun A fine beverage sourced right from within the penis. Characterised by its creamy appearance and consistency, it contains subtle hints of vanilla and notes of sperm. It has a frothy texture and is white in colour. It’s a nice refreshment that pairs well with eating ass.
by bruhyouredrinkingcumpowder? November 06, 2021