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A Jizz

1 Jizz = 5 milliliters.
Jizz is a volume that can be converted to other volumes. 1 jizz is the average amount jizz you ejaculate each time.
How much vanilla do you need?”
“1 A jizz”
by Maidress June 4, 2021
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Ghost Jizz

Get away from me with your Ghost Jizz!!
by Chitlins June 4, 2021
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JIZZ TWINKIES

MULTIPLE JIZZ TWINKIES

jizz twinkies are a fun way to ejaculate :)
Guy: "wanna help me to create jizz twinkies"
by Gay_kid June 17, 2021
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Jizz infection

Sex without a condom is great when your on birth control. Love it 😄 jizz infection is when sperm penetrates the walls inside your vagina, and it begins to peal. The thin vagina wall mixes with the sperm and yeast begins to grow with the semen. What goes in must come out, and he might not eat you out with a fishy odour.
I'm using plain yogurt to get the jizz infection to go away.
by Golove November 2, 2019
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Jizz infection

The annoying odour women get down there is caused by a change in pH balance from semen entering her vagina.
She wont without a condom or she'll have to deal with a fresh jizz infection afterwards.
by Golove November 2, 2019
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angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex

Used after something tragic happened to you sexually or unconsensually, often used in North American slang term specifically in Alberta or Quebec ruled areas of Canada.
"yo ray my homie just hat angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex"
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?
by ni double g a June 13, 2025
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Jazzy Jizz

An orgasm so theatrical, so flamboyant, it practically demands a spotlight. Characterized by involuntary jazz hands, sound effects reminiscent of a tuba, and the emotional intensity of a Broadway finale. Often leaves one partner confused and the other bowing to imaginary applause.
“We were just vibing, and then bam—he hit me with the jazzy jizz. I think I heard a trumpet.”
by The Real Detective June 23, 2025
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