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Jacob

A stupid boy in school that has really low grades in filipino and english, And which also doesn't get riddles right.
by Randomguy here lol May 7, 2018
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jacob lassiter

An asshole who likes big fat whales, aka women who are fat. He thinks if you have short hair you're a guy, and if you have long hair, then you're a girl. He is the big gay
jacob lassiter is mean to me and my friends
by Jacobdidthis May 9, 2018
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Jacobitis

Becoming a little bitch, gaining increased levels of sadness, whining and bitching till getting what is wanted.
Holy fuck, calm your jacobitis and just fucking grow a pair.
by lildickjacoob May 10, 2018
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Jacob

An *amazing* person. Super funny.
Someone you can truly trust. Very sensitive and caring. Can be impatient at time when it comes to video games and food but that's okay because those things are /important/.

Literally the perfect male.

They will carry you when you need to be carried and they will hold you as long as you need to be held. They are very loyal and giving to their partners and if you ever get the chance to have one you better treat them right.

If you get a Jacob, *KEEP THEM*. You will never find another like them.
Person: "Who are you dating?"

Autumn: "Oh his name is Jacob and he's the best thing that's ever happened to me and I love him and I am going to keep him forever and he's super sweet and funny and amazing and- ... *continues talking about them and how wonderful they are for 7 years*
Person: *is actually dead*
by happy-oot April 8, 2018
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Jacob ray berry

Is a man that have 9 inch cock and bang all the girls
by Lynjames February 28, 2017
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jacob kooba rafacz

a fire headed ginger, who burns burns people. He was the original FHD disease and lots of kids make fun of him and beat him up at school.
Jacob Kooba Rafacz gets beet up on Jan 20 every year on national kick a ginger day.
by Tmar the savage May 8, 2016
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Jacob sulaj

The name given to a person that loves sausage rolls and is also a supreme faggot.
I'm friends with that "Jacob Sulaj" Kid,I really hate that "Jacob Sulaj" kid
by Joelfridge September 3, 2016
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