jack-off sock

a female member of a group of friends who is often used buy the male members as a way of releasing sexual frustrations and frequently tossed aside after like a sock after a load has been shot into it
dave: dude, i just saw you grab karen's ass. do you guys have a thing?
greg: naw, we haven't even done anything. she's just the designated jack-off sock.
by NotASock March 26, 2010
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butter in your socks

A way to indicate that someone is glowed up or having a spicy attitude. This phrase is also applied to anyone that has made regrettable mistakes when highly intoxicated.
Oh, you went home with that fat chick? You must've had butter in your socks.
Damn, that dude lookin' fine. Got that butter in his socks!
by Humongous Sauce November 06, 2020
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soaked her socks

Making a woman so wet her socks are soaked
I was flirting with that woman so hard she soaked her socks.
by R1ch4rd Bre4th October 30, 2019
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Sock monkey lips

adj. Term used to describe lips that have been over injected.
Lips that are disproportionate to the facial symmetry due to plastic surgery.
Lips like that of the vintage toy The Sock Monkey
That chic from the Real Housewives has some serious Sock Monkey lips!

Lisa Rinna (before they were reduced), Melanie Griffith, Donatella Versace
by Airdon2 March 28, 2011
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like a cock in a sock

When something fits perfectly, just slips straight in.
It fits like a cock in a sock!
by Neville September 19, 2017
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NY Sock Exchange

When college roommates exchange socks to take care of their personal business in the middle of the night.
Those two guys are roommates at SUNY P and are the kings of the midnight NY Sock Exchange.
by rockNrollTUFFguy November 08, 2023
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Blueberry sock slap

When someone dips there genitals in blue paint, then proceeds to cock slap someone in the face. As a result of the cock slap, the man's parts are printed on the other person's face.
The first guy who is stupid enough to fall asleep at a party with friends... Gets the Blueberry sock slap.
by TrollDeputy February 10, 2013
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