Certified Idiot

A certified idiot is a math teacher who doesn’t know that five is less than six.

My math teachers must be a certified idiot; he doesn’t know that five is less than six.

by BbJjDd October 8, 2022

Idiot

A dumb stupid blonde named Brianna

Ur such an idiot!

by aaallleeeZZ July 29, 2018

Idiot

Some one who makes stupid decisions

Borris Johnson is a stupid idiot

by bexlovesroxy January 8, 2022

die haha idiot

something that everyone should do to make the world better (:

say " die haha idiot " to karens or idiots who wont wear a mask in a store

by CthulusCousin October 28, 2020

my brother is an idiot

Means my brother is a huge idiot

My brother is an idiot, he's so annoying

by Dogs in coats February 22, 2021

stupid idiot

An exaggeration for someone who is very stupid and acts like an idiot. If you say this, your principle/headmaster will say that it is redundant. But who cares.

“Bob just threw a long over the cliff.”
“What? Why?”
“So that he could see if it could fly.”
“He’s such a stupid idiot”

by fun bobby April 22, 2020

Idiot Sandwich

Anyone who comes across Gordon Ramsey’s new nickname; a term to refer to someone who has done something foolish within the chef’s vision.

Person 1: *bakes cake with a little too much sugar* Awww shoot!

Gordon Ramsey: IDIOT SANDWICH!!!!!!!

by wee_eejit May 30, 2022