goat

the absolute best

koosa is an abdelrahman farag he is a goat

by Dr.dickglobber February 24, 2022

cake after sex is so goated

"cake after sex is so goated" is the most charismatic phrase ever to exist. The guy who made it has the ability to make people bend to his will with this one phrase. Psychologists hate him!

person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated

by cakeaftersexissogoated September 10, 2021

GOAT

Acronym for ‘Greatest of All Time.’

Hands down, Ali’s the GOAT.

by foolkid April 30, 2020

If you have a goat better tie it

Egyptian Proverb: meaning if you have something valuable (daughter) better lock her at home

Khaled: Your son kissed my daughter!
Hassan: My son does what he pleases, if you have a goat better tie it!

by Shadraq April 18, 2020

the GOAT

A person who is the best person ever. They help you whenever you're in need and you can't thank them enough. They are the Greatest Of All Time... They are the GOAT *must look at example*

Alexa is the GOAT, I love her

by thesedefinitionsarethebest October 22, 2018

Cap on a Goat

Expression of when something goes wrong.

Henry: Dude, how's the code coming along?

Andrew: Cap on a Goat, it's not.

by Charles Berwick February 8, 2021

GOAT

One Word... Brian Scalabrine

AKA Greatest of All Time

God dam.... Brian Scalabrine is the Goat.

If Peter Parker got bit by a spider, did Scalabrine get bitten by a Goat?

by ScalabrineDaGoat April 24, 2017