"tune-up from the poon up"

(phrase )

Sexual refreshing; Sex to keep a woman relaxed and happy.
A literal and colloquial description of lengthy sexual attention given to the body of a woman, administered by an eager partner,beginning with ,ending with , or merely including attention paid to the poon, or vagina.

see also "check up from the neck up" and "to' up from the flo' up".

"Hey Ricardo, see that girl in the tight shorts with the tramp stamp? I'd love to give her a "tune-up from the poon up".

by scar belle April 12, 2008

Wreck up from the neck up

A girl or woman with a nice, toned body but a really nasty face.

Sarah Jessica Parker and Fergie are definitely examples of a wreck up from the neck up!

by Awesomestperson May 23, 2008

messed up from the chest up

when a male or female has a bangin' body but a jacked up face

girl 1: "guuurrrl, he so hot. he got a body like a soccer player!"
girl 2: "yeah, but he messed up from the chest up!"

by zelephantbra May 4, 2013

He drinks from the warm tap.

Homosexual male.

I think he is a bit of an ass rodent,yes He drinks from the warm tap.

by The tractor whisperer July 13, 2016

Bryony from alan jerome productions

a piece of shit who will never stop bugging you, no matter what you do. if you can track her down and kill her, i will give you 1 million dollars. always call her by her full title.

HI TheRe tHis iS bRYonY fRoM AlaN jeROmE PROdUCtIoNS

by MBPpp April 24, 2020

You went from an 8 to an 8.3

When someone hasn't really succeeded in making themself look hotter, more likable, or intelligent. They only slightly have improved and could definitely do better. For example, if one takes a thirst trap on snapchat, but didn't really improve their look and nobody slides up, they have only gone from an 8 to an 8.3 and need to do better.

Girl, that thirst trap was not it -- you went from an 8 to an 8.3. You can definitely do better

by biglettucefingers May 1, 2020

Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii

79.3% of Gen-Alpha kids born to celebrities

"Hey, are you sure you want to name your child Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii ?"

"YES, TAKE MY MONEYYY!"

"Okay..."

by Justgivemetheviruslink April 15, 2023