Family Diamond

A family tree that branches out and then back in to a common relative. Generally due to distant incest among relatives.

Your father's mother and mother's mother are the same person forming a Family Diamond instead of a family tree.

by JDUB187 June 22, 2011

Family Beating

When a family of 4 or more gather around and beat the living hell out of you relentlessly for about 30 min. After which they all high five eachother and get ice cream while the victim questions what the fuck just happened.

I overheard my mom and dad talking the other night. They said we were scheduled for another family beating. God I hope we go for Maurice. Nobody likes maurice.

by Mr.goose69 September 16, 2021

Evil Bunneh Family

Evil Bunneh Familyare special players with their own special skills

by Anonymous September 7, 2003

hood family

When your fam isn't the best, so you make your friends your family.

I chill with my hood family because the rest of my fam is deadbeat.

by FerretsAndSnow April 5, 2017

Family reunion for Missourians

The one place where you can meet up with people you’ve fucked and find out you’re related

Man I had a family reunion and found out that hot girl I fucked was my cousin and that’s the typical family reunion for Missourians

by HUFFHUFF74 December 1, 2018

family tree

When you're fucking a mom doggystyle in the ass, pull your dick out, shove it in her daughter's throat, then put it in her mom's pussy.

I totally family treed that bitch Karen and her whore daughter Stacy.

by sextermdictionary March 18, 2021