Confederate Nut Cracker

A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up

Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

CRACKER

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golf player CRAACKER
fortnite never good human being CRACKER

by RQXOR July 21, 2021

Cracker Sex

Commonly known as pedophilia or beastiality.

Did you see the news last night? Another cracker teacher got caught having cracker sex with their students and the family pet.

by Mehsda June 16, 2024

Grammar Cracker

It's like a play on grammar nazi and graham cracker

That binch is a total grammar cracker

by Will graham cracker December 6, 2021

crackering

spitting nonsense continuously for hours on end

zach is crackering about Minecraft zombie

by toni the trashman June 5, 2021

Oyster Cracker

A male Donald Trump Supporter anywhere from the greater Pacific Northwest...

That rally will be full of oyster crackers in Bremerton today....

by The word of Gawd January 22, 2025

Pipe Cracker

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023