Cock fight

The difficult fight a man faces against his cock when a boner is imminent.

Sarah: Your a good friend Joe. I feel so safe and unthreatened with you. (gives him a hug)

Joe thinking: Oh fuck, man. DON'T get a boner! DON'T a boner.

(Joe loses the cock fight; Joe gets a boner; Sarah tazes Joe; Joe says goodbye to plans of getting in Sarah's pants)

by rogerthewhale December 6, 2010

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cock blocks

Trying to prevent someone from getting a woman/piece of pussy that someone else is trying to get.

I am talking to that blond chick, and that asshole cock blocks me, trying to get her for himself.

by Alabama Atheist August 20, 2006

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Vodka Cock

The annoying state of having had too much to drink and not being able to achieve or sustain an erection.

Gina said the guy she brought home last night had vodka cock. Poor thing...she said he was pushing rope all night.

by DarthIan March 29, 2015

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cock bunker

the insertion point of a female (or male)that is overly abused and could fit multiple male genitalia inside of it.

look at that cock bunker

by Bat Dan April 29, 2009

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cock barrier

when two straight males, either friends or bros share a bed usually a double or queen size, and have a simple barrier in the middle. A pillow or stack of pillows are common. to avoid any such contact and the possibility of your pricks touching.

Timmy: shit man i wish i didn't have to share the bed with you.

Ron: It's no problem man ill put a stack of pillows in between us, to form a cock barrier.

Timmy: that's a good idea bro, I sure wouldn't want to be pricked in the middle of the night.

by wimplewinch November 4, 2012

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