Cheese Slap

when one takes a slice of plastic cheese, wet it a little (optional) and slap it on someone/somethings face, preferably on someone sleeping, or an animal.

Guy 1: *sleeping*
Guy 2: haha *throws cheese on face*
Guy 1: *wakes up, startled*
Guy 2: owned by a cheese slap.

by Pierce245 December 16, 2008

Cheese Douche

One who is both a cheese dick and a douche bag. The kind of guy that not even a mother could love.

After some examination, I have determined that that guy is a cheese douche.

by DonkeyNation October 16, 2008

Dick Cheese

When a person (usually a man) procrastinates the duty of cleaning his penis and white goo forms on the head. Usually disgusting, although some females find it attractive. (And tasty)

Also, French people occasionally add it as a spread on a fresh baguette and treat it as a delicacy. Apparently it tastes sort of tangy, with a smell mixed with semen and original chap stick.

Zach: "That dude Joel's got some week old dick cheese I heard"
Niko: That's disgusting dude"
Catlin: "Unreal."

by Benson&Hedges January 15, 2010

swiss cheese

To have a drive by shooting, fill someone house with bullets, thus leaving lots of holes..

You better pay up your debt or we'll swiss cheese your place tonight.

by Bao Nguyen June 2, 2007

cheese tickle

when you eat pizza or any other type of food with melted cheese and you get that annoying piece of cheese stuck on your chin or any other part of the face.

"shit... do i have a cheese tickle on my chin?"
"fuck pizza and it's cheese tickles"

by yayolikeitsmayo January 1, 2010

cheese eggs

The meal that is made after having an affair with some else's partner.

Yo Liz just made me some cheese eggs if you know what I mean.

by Brojas95 November 23, 2016

cheese bungee

When a large wad of cheese gets partially swallowed (often prematurely) and remains attached to its parent cheese wad inside the mouth, creating a "bungee" cord of cheese from mouth to upper esophagus. The cord can often be pulled out in-tact for entertainment purposes. Cheese bungees occur most often when eating Italian food, grilled-cheese sandwiches, or mozzarella sticks.

Person consuming gratuitously cheesy eggplant paremesan: "blughGagghCACk!!! Holy crap! I Almost choked on that cheese bungee."

by austicoatk March 29, 2010