Pizzussy cake

When your pizzussy daddy turns 28 and deserves a triple-layered pizzussy specialty dinner to satisfy their endless pizzussy cravings.

Baby zaddy deserves his heart’s desires, let’s make him a pizzussy cake.

by rvaboywonder April 4, 2021

Claye's Cake

The biggest, juiciest, thickest, most scrumdiddlyumptious cake known to man. Actually, "Claye's Cake" is so large that it possesses it's own gravitational pull.

Guy 1: DAMN, I lost my balance while walking behind that girl.
Guy 2: You've got to be more careful walking around Claye's Cake like that. You might get sucked in.

by Claye's Daddy August 8, 2020

Rough Caking

The noun version of Rough Caked

To preform a sexual act in a rough non violent passionate way.

Person 1 "wow she's hot"
Person 2 "Yeah, I wouldn't mind doing bit of rough caking with her"

by NekoNai July 4, 2023

Lava caking

Much like prairie dogging but with a more liquid consistency.

The morning after Cinco de Mayo I was lava caking so bad that I had to run to the washroom

by JayrocksU June 2, 2018

Cake Gargler

A person who has no definable neck, generally due to obesity.

Damn, that man has no neck....he must be a cake gargler!?

by King Ulfberht April 5, 2015

ass-caked

To drink excessive amounts of alcohol at a Greenday concert

"I'm gonna get absolutely ass-caked tonight"

by Asscake69 May 3, 2017

Chrissy Cakes

A tragically homely woman who bakes cakes for men who want to eat them and have it too!

Chrissy Cakes had a man visit her at her bakery so he could have his cake and eat it too because he's still hung up on her.

by lie4eil October 29, 2017