When you have an intense discussion about a topic and you get a subsequent mind boner. The excitement and arousal of the mind from entering a heated debate that lends to the feeling of wanting more. Mind boners can also be used to mind fuck people in order to inseminate and propagate ideas. (See also mind fuck)
"Dude that talk last night about the unknown universe gave me the sickest mind boner."
"I totally mind fucked my roommate with my mind boner last night."
"I totally mind fucked my roommate with my mind boner last night."
by Professor INYOHEAD October 10, 2013
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"Gurl, you got something on your butt?"
"Nah…just trying to wipe off this ghost boner."
"Gurl, you got something on your butt?"
"Nah…just trying to wipe off this ghost boner."
by C. Xoxo July 17, 2014
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"Wow," he thought as he looked up to see Cindy's panties hanging from a floor lamp, "that must have been a great party."
"I have a filthy boner!"
"Wow," he thought as he looked up to see Cindy's panties hanging from a floor lamp, "that must have been a great party."
"I have a filthy boner!"
by scodder April 25, 2010
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Mostly used in on-line chat forums. Also can be used in plural, which is meant to magnify the point tenfold.
Mostly used in on-line chat forums. Also can be used in plural, which is meant to magnify the point tenfold.
Did you check out those pictures of that chick? Oh man, she gave me a phantom boner!
WOW! She has some big tetas! I'm a chick and she gave all of us phantom boners!
WOW! She has some big tetas! I'm a chick and she gave all of us phantom boners!
by acesandiegan February 23, 2011
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Usually used with close friends and family. Can be used in all different scenarios.
Usually used with close friends and family. Can be used in all different scenarios.
Friend 1: So I got you some pizza because I know you have been feeling pretty sad lately.
Friend 2: You have given me a heart boner. Thank you!!
Friend 2: You have given me a heart boner. Thank you!!
by sandyroses June 21, 2018
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Jake: "Dude, my parents are leaving tonight and I'm gonna be home all alone."
Anthony: "Wow, man, you're such a loner."
Jake: "I'm just gonna watch porn all night."
Anthony: "Boner bonus!"
Anthony: "Wow, man, you're such a loner."
Jake: "I'm just gonna watch porn all night."
Anthony: "Boner bonus!"
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