heart boner

When an individual does something nice for you or gives you a compliment.
Usually used with close friends and family. Can be used in all different scenarios.

Friend 1: So I got you some pizza because I know you have been feeling pretty sad lately.
Friend 2: You have given me a heart boner. Thank you!!

by sandyroses June 21, 2018

ad-boner

What happens when you see a snorg-tees ad.

I can't believe I just got a total ad-boner. I'm still not buying a shirt but that girl is totally showing cameltoe! :)

by lilwangster July 9, 2011

phantom boner

The same as "e-boner" which means being aroused or turned on without the physical effects of a full-on erection. This term can be used by either sexes, so it doesn't have to pertain to just males.

Mostly used in on-line chat forums. Also can be used in plural, which is meant to magnify the point tenfold.

Did you check out those pictures of that chick? Oh man, she gave me a phantom boner!

WOW! She has some big tetas! I'm a chick and she gave all of us phantom boners!

by acesandiegan February 23, 2011

Wicked Boner

A Wicked Boner is when you have a really hard boner and it wont go away.

Dude i just had a Wicked Boner and it sucked...

by sdfhgfdsfsghghj June 26, 2016

boner genocide

the act of being so repulsed the thought or ability of getting a boner is impossible.

When two ton Tammy, Tina the talking tummy and her friends started puking and the stench filled the room, boner genocide was had by all.

by Rev. Reid December 7, 2012

mind boner

When you have an intense discussion about a topic and you get a subsequent mind boner. The excitement and arousal of the mind from entering a heated debate that lends to the feeling of wanting more. Mind boners can also be used to mind fuck people in order to inseminate and propagate ideas. (See also mind fuck)

"Dude that talk last night about the unknown universe gave me the sickest mind boner."

"I totally mind fucked my roommate with my mind boner last night."

by Professor INYOHEAD October 10, 2013

Backpack Boner

Where a kid has so many books in their backpack, to the point where you are able to see the books protruding out. This look is often sported by the nerds of your school

Tom: "Whoa, look at that kid, his backpack is so full!"

Bill: "Yea, he has one gnarly backpack boner."

by Papa Jebediah April 18, 2011